Feel the Burn

I learned that white girls should put sunblock on before being in the sun for a few hours. And then should not go swimming for the next 4 hours.

This is an Aloe Vera plant. I've been slowly cutting away at it and sliming myself up with it. It helps moisturize and heal the skin. It's great. So Dad, I cut it in half, then scored it, wiped it on myself, and then would just keep re-scoring it until there was hardly any water left in it.